Role: SQL Support Analyst
Location: You can be based from home with travel into Warwickshire once a month
Salary: £30k to £38k per annum (plus up to 10% bonus)
Data focused application support analysts, the world is burning and it’s time for you to step in! *cue hero music*
No more FinTech nonsense, no more going into the office every single day or else, no more being pushed around by a boss that doesn’t understand what you do….
“You aren’t doing your computer thingy quick enough…blah…money…blah blah…money”
It’s time to be a part of an organization set up to save the environment, one gram of waste at a time.
How?
By making sure that all the big names are complying with relevant environmental regulations and laws, and providing insights to the wider world about plastic waste.
In a perfect world customers use their software platforms without a hitch. Everything works perfectly and no-one is left wanting for anything.
However, in this cruel world we live in, software doesn’t always work as intended! Or customers have bespoke needs that need to be addressed.
This is where you come in. The hero of the hour (with Sql and Excel muscles rippling through your T-shirt).
Our perfect hero:
LOVES working with data.
Is like a child with tinsel at Christmas when it comes to automation, you want to put it EVERYWHERE.
Says stuff like “Look at these idiots plodding along with manual processes, I could just automate that”.
Falls in love with SQL (T-Sql ideally) more and more each day
Is the best ‘Excel’ person within their family/circle of friends
Ad hoc reporting whilst in the middle of a task makes your blood boil, but you can grit your teeth and get it done rather quickly…with a smile (fake or real, it doesn’t matter)
Can test stuff really well. In fact, you test to such a high degree that you know for a fact once it’s left your hands you know you are never seeing it again because that’s how perfect it is. Mummy would be so proud.
So how much is this hero going to get paid? £30k to £38k per annum (plus up to 10% bonus).
You can be based from home with travel into Warwickshire once a month or so (you’ll need to drive though, as the buses don’t reach this part of the world!).
So, if you want to know more give us a call or apply for a swift reply.
…and if you don’t want to know more then move along and click on the next advert. You’re clearly not the hero I need.
Ouch.
WHO THREW THE TOMATO?!
